Wednesday, May 9, 2007

10 environmental commandments

1. thou shalt trust the government in all things

2. thou shalt honor the scientists and keep them holy

3. thou shalt not hold scientists accountable for past proclamations inconsistent with present ones

4. thou shalt feel guilt in every action

5. thou shalt promote socialism

6. thou shalt labor to perpetuate a society which deserves to crumble into dust

7. thou shalt exalt the animal and denigrate the human

8. thou shalt fight against the industrialization of the third world with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might

9. thou shalt exemplify hypocrisy in all thy actions

10. thou shalt presume understanding of chaos where none can be had


Anonymous said...

Actually, thou shalt honor "leading" scientists, not all scientists.

Andy D said...

I like it. I hope Al Gore wears a tshirt with it at his next stop.